I’m Sam.

I’m a human boy living in New York City. I work at a big advertising agency and I don’t smoke cigarettes.

I ride a skateboard around sometimes and talk about it a lot.

Sometimes, I spend way too much time watching Instagram reels. When I feel guilty about that, I read books.

I drink lots of coffee and wear huge pants.

One day, I’ll pack up and move to Portland, Oregon.

Until then, I like strolling around NYC’s many public parks. My favorite is Grover Cleveland Park in Ridgewood, Queens.

What an exceptional park named after such an unexceptional President.

Hit me up: sambrizz64@gmail.com